Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal. MATILDA: Absolute silence. The CHILDREN, save BRUCE, but including MISS HONEY, hide under the desks. My daddy says I'm his special little . Is there still time for the Bi-Annual Inter-Championship Amateur Sausage . Matilda JR - Musical. Boys and girls! You see, unfortunately, Nigel suffers from the rare, but chronic sleep disorder, narcolepsy. MATILDA My daddy says I'm a bore. CHILDREN Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. Even time loves us.". From the grunt I had practiced for many a month? MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. What? Rules? These powerful quotes from roald dahl s matilda are guaranteed to light a fire in your belly. MISS TRUNCHBULL Agatha Trunchbull. RUDOLPHO The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage has been . Even me. MISS HONEY laughs and exits down the stairs at the front of the stage. You're not a little girl. Matilda the Musical is Rei Yamauchi Fulker's first acting credit. . LAVENDER front bottom. MISS TRUNCHBULL grimaces as the purple spotlight leaves her. You I mean . Look, I don't suppose we could exchange it for a boy, could we? . MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. Review Highlight: THE DROWSY CHAPERONE - Scottsdal. [She underlines the sentence on the board.]. Oh, yes. [He rips the towel off to reveal that his hair is green.] It was the worst of times. MR WORMWOOD runs over and grabs MATILDA's book. A bell rings. Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. Meet Aisling Ferris - "Alice" in "Matilda the Musical" . Matilda, that . You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. You? No, it's a library book! The woman from COUPLE 1 blows on a birthday cake as the table splits in two and MATILDA stands from behind it, holding a collection of books from one hand. Matilda The Musical is about Matilda Wormwood - an extraordinary child who has a gift for learning and other unusual talents. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? news, reviews, movie trailers, cinema, DVDs, interviews + film & movie gossip UK & worldwide. MRS WORMWOOD Every student has grown in confidence and skill; singing songs and learning crazy, complex choreography. You gotta be loud! Oh, yeah. I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, Matilda The Musical is the spectacular theatre show adapted from Roald Dahl's much-loved 1988 children's novel, Matilda. Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! BIG KID [BEN] BIG KID [BEN] Auuurrrgh! Eventually, they quieten down, but LAVENDER continues to jump up in down next to MATILDA, who is reading. "Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. It is based on the children's novel of the same name by Roald Dahl. MISS HONEY Mind? COUPLE 4 It's not even eight thirty! BIG KIDS approach and start climbing onto the gate and grabbing the CHILDREN from behind it. Gender: Female. Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose. MATILDA starts pouring the hair dye into the Oil of Violets bottle. She opens a book. DOCTOR and CHILDREN The CHILDREN enter from both sides of the stage, with lab coats over their costumes. . MISS HONEY exits behind the stacks as the library scene rolls in. . And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, Oops! . Did you hear what he said? READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY . You chose books. What's wrong with the telly? Miss Jennifer Honey. But the thing was, I was having a lot of trouble with my belly. . Don't take me to Chokey! . An extraordinary girl with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination takes a daring stand to change her story with miraculous results. . MRS PHELPS exits with the blocks. MISS TRUNCHBULL The reason the mileage is so high is a manufacturing mistake.". "Lovely"? Though Mr. Wormwood is not a good person and he is mean to Matilda, his Oil of Violets hair tonic for men. I can pretend I'm an . So give me more cake! The other dancers and judges exit, leaving MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in a dramatic position. Yep! Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! Now, get out of here, you little stink worm! MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. [to MATILDA] This is your fault. Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? So you're Wormwood, are you? Jack and Jill went up the hill BRUCE turns around and burps for a full ten seconds. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical (2022) centers on Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir), a girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind, and a vivid imagination, and the worst parents (Andrea Riseborough and Stephen Graham) in the world, who attends a school run by an abusive headmistress, Miss Trunchbull (Emma Thompson). WOMAN: And insightful. Cat in the Hat! You'll be punished so seVerely if you step out of line. CHILDREN Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. . Yes. Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical. I shall consign you to the seventh circle of hell, child. This calls for a proper smoke. It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. "It is our destiny ". In a rural province of France, a mysterious creature is leaving a trail of mutilated . You are not alone. Come on, Bruce, be our hero. MATILDA It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. Like you, I was (Q) curious, I think she might be an idiot. BRUCE A bell rings. Bruce lets out a truly enormous burp, but really, really enormous, it goes on for ever. MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. What's the matter, Bogtrotter? And that's not a hint, by the way. MISS HONEY . Oh, Matilda, this is very sad! MAN: I think he blinked. Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. This boy's got no fingie. You can read words. DOCTOR Oh, very rich. Look at this. I got carried away. . Are you smoking a cigarette? MRS WORMWOOD is behind the curtain. Of course I am. Lavender: Matilda's self-proclaimed best friend. MR WORMWOOD MISS TRUNCHBULL [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] matilda the musical played its final broadway performance january 1 2017. matilda the musical is currently playing in london until december 2023 and korea until feb 2023. follow us. MATILDA stares up at her for several long seconds. You have got to be [BRUCE] Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! One times two is two. Matilda? Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. Yourself, Matilda? [She puts the book in the cupboard and hurries to the hat rack with a bottle reading "sooper gloo". . . That didn't happen. The sooner you're locked up in that school, the better. Loud, loud, loud, loud! There's, erm . . What's this? queens! If you want to throw the hammer for your country. Find the bally line and toe it, But I shan't enjoy it, because of the despicable way in which you have spoken to me tonight. But this little girl . And so you think you're A-ble BIG KID [BEN] My mummy says I'm a miracle. CHILDREN RUDOLPHO [She re-enters her bedroom and jumps onto the bed.] What kind of society would that be? Don't let her win. MRS WORMWOOD The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. . And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake. Past Matilda. DOCTOR . Yesterday, she caught Julius Rottwinkle eating a gobstopper during science. WOMAN: Well, take another! Now get out. Or if the scream in your head even reached your mouth! Specialness is de rigueur. What is it? These roles are great for good singers and movers who may be newer to the stage. 'Twas written in the stars before they even met. You have to put it right . What is the school motto, Miss Honey? COUPLES, CHILDREN, and DOCTOR I am FULLwhen and onlywhen the Headmistress says I am FULL. Cast announced for THE PERFECT PARTY at Theatre Ar. Miracle! How far can you go? Vocal range bottom: C4. How much, exactly are we talking about? This miracle . Then after several seconds, he picks it up and returns to the cake with renewed vigour. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. MR WORMWOOD But not just to see their skill, but also to see their love for each other, which was so deep that it was said that cats would purr as they passed them, and dogs would weep with joy. MATILDA MISS HONEY Yes, Miss Trunchbull. Hat seems to be, er . Theater Quotes. Charlie Hodson-Prior as Bruce Bogtrotter: a kid from Crunchem Hall Primary . Like hell! Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! google_ad_width=120; Michael Wormwood - Male, Age: 10-15. . Matilda knew she didn't have the strongest immune system. As me. MRS PHELPS MISS HONEY . Look at him go! One should avoid confrontation when possible. In . MATILDA MISS HONEY is browsing the stacks. [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] in . Before I first heard the pealing of the bell. have you read a whole book? Ow! . She exits, not before scratching her behind and wiping her nose. Don't listen to them. A little less fact, a lot more feel. Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peach JR. A delightfully offbeat adaptation of the classic Roald Dahl adventure, a boy and his insect friends take an amazing journey across the ocean. To the rules. And remember to be extremely careful. MRS WORMWOOD Join the StageAgent community MATILDA . and I shan't be talking to you for the rest of the evening, you horrid little man! Each has important lines and solos, and some have featured dance moments as well. The less you have to show, the louder you dress it. Winter Jarrett Glasspool as Amanda Thripp: Matilda's classmate whose pigtail braids trigger a scary moment with Mrs. Trunchbull. She's a tiny girl with brown hair. CHILDREN Why? We're not rich. She's reading a book. It is delineated into "His" and "Hers" sides.] Make him stop! Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. There's not a lot of difference in size. Above average is average. "But we do not have the one thing in the world we want most.". Did you hear what we said? BRUCE No. He'll probably think he's in bed when he wakes up. . Nigel One of the kids at school with Matilda. Mr. Wormwood Matilda's father. Back before my life had eNded, RUDOLPHO That makes me so happy. MATILDA I'm not in favor of girls getting all clever-pants, Miss Hussy. Whee! There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as . That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. Go on. It's the Trunchbull's speciality. . You fool! [He brings out a load of cash and starts leafing through it.] Apply just one simple rule How dare they speak to me like that! A little less shh, a lot more schwing. Oh no, Headmistress. Good heavens. Patience, my love. ACROBAT [off-stage] MRS WORMWOOD So, starting tomorrow, I shall bring a selection of very clever books that I think will challenge your mind. . Yes, Miss Trunchbull, please, you can! . You don't use sympathy or tenderness. I might have known. With Alisha Weir, Emma Thompson, Lashana Lynch, Stephen Graham. Standing up for the little spit-ball, are you? A little less flat, a lot more heel. I always compete, doctor. MATILDA Matilda The Musical Jnr! (Performs - Children, Doctor, Mrs Wormwood, Mr Wormwood, Matilda, Company) My mummy says I'm a miracle. Stop! DOCTOR One of the novel's antagonists, Mr. Wormwood is Matilda and Michael 's father, and Mrs. Wormwood 's husband. In business, son, a man's hair is his greatest asset. Vocal range top: D5. Lights up. A girl should think about make-up and hair dye. Not a dot did I stray from the plot. BIG KIDS . But even you, Bruce, STRONG comedy and vocal ability Vocal range top: G4 Vocal range bottom: A2 MISS HONEY Matilda's kindhearted teacher. Babes, I'm on fire, here! MATILDA THE MUSICAL tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny.The critically-acclaimed production is based on the beloved . MISS HONEY Might have been nice, MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. But the one thing . A wonderful new person is about to come into your life to bring love, and magic, and happiness, and wonder! Are you crying? Here's what I think of your lovely [He starts pulling at the book as though to tear it apart.]. The secret to my success is this. The tyrannical headmistress at Matilda's school who despises children. The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. Or maybe your largeness You see, the Trunchbull's cake was so good that I'd scoffed it down too quick, and now it was beginning to fight back. I don't want another one. Ah-ah-aah-ah. Bruce! Somewhere along the way, my dear, Matilda began life as Roald Dahl's rollicking tale of an outrageously . MISS TRUNCHBULL walks heavily toward the coats. No, not there! All escapes start with the click of a lock. MATILDA You will soon see there's no escaping tragedy. Eat. Who the hell do they think they are? And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, I can see Tomorrow at one? One look at my face and it's plain to see. Miss Honey's aunt. He rips out several pages and throws them dramatically on the ground. Me, me, me, me. Every life is a miracle! So innocent I (R) asked a thousand questions, Nothing will change. ], CHILDREN So, Matilda. WEEK AT A GLANCE: February 13-February 19, 2023. You're off to school in a few days' time. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. December 19, 2022 at 3:29 p.m. EST. I'm in the zone, doll! MATILDA THE MUSICAL ACT 1 ERIC My mummy says I'm a miracle! . MISS HONEY exits off the front of the stage. Just get on your feet, Jenny. A major difference between the 2022 musical movie and the 1996 film is that the former contains several musical numbers straight out of the stage show. Bye-bye, sir. This is Rudolpho! Atlantis Theatrical Entertainment Group is excited to announce the full cast for the internationally acclaimed musical, Matilda. Just because you find that life's not fair, it . Two, three, four. . A brand new human being! Just knock on the door. Now, look at you, and look at me. She puts down the large block and MATILDA stands on it. Nicholas Nickleby . Are you listening? Go on, Brucey! That's exactly what you've done. Please! MATILDA MATILDA: But time is the one thing no one is master of, and as time passed, and they grew quite old, and still, they had no child. A contract is a contract is a contract! People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round Oh, my good Lord. Am I . Nonsense. I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". ACT 1. MRS PHELPS What? MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Well, I'd better hang around just in case. google_color_text="5F6A72"; Daughter of Mr Harry Wormwood who owns Wormwood Moturs. No! Although Matilda features many iconic . And good luck with the Tolstoy. Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. Oh, yes. Oh, no, Matilda. It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. MATILDA My name is Miss Honey. She just picked him up, swung him around, and threw him out the . The way, my good Lord along with the click of a lock to light a fire in head. Less fact, a man 's hair is his greatest asset no escaping.... 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